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2:17pm August 10, 2014

Emergency Commissions

nephapocalypse:

As some of you know, my car has been a source of stress for some time. About 1 in 4 older model Cadillacs end up with massive problems, and guess where my car falls into? That’s right, massive problems. I’ve had to get the alternator replaced, new battery, new O2 sensor, fix a blown head gasket, and now it has an oil leak. And not just any oil leak, oh no, it’s the rear main seal. That means the engine has to be removed to fix it, and removing the engine is at least $1,000. My car is work $2,100. See the problem? I’m attempting some temporary fixes, but that’s all they are, temporary. If I can get it down to a minor leak, then I’ll be okay. But if it stays this horrible, I’m screwed.

So I’m doing emergency commissions. I’m either going to have to pay for a repair, or a new car, so any amount of money I can get will be helpful at this point. Literally anything at all is better than the situation I’m in.

Will NOT draw: Rape, incest, moderate to heavy gore

Will draw: Just about anything else.

If you’re unsure, just ask. I’ll let you know.

Prices:

Pencil sketch: Starting at $3

Digital sketch: Starting at $5

Digital lines: Starting at $8

Digital lines with flat colors: Starting at $10

Digital art with background: Starting at $20 (this is because it takes me a great deal more time to do)



~~Feel free to look through my gallery, or ask if you have any special requests. Message me here or send a note if you’re interested. I really need all the help I can get.~~

8:11pm July 27, 2014

gwnne:

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

8:11pm July 27, 2014
leafwhirlwind:

Very important

leafwhirlwind:

Very important

4:32pm July 3, 2014

sommarfluga replied to your post: Team Dove Party! From this

bon what

don’t question it

9:12pm July 1, 2014
vampirepumpkin:

…this is awkward.

vampirepumpkin:

…this is awkward.

5:52pm June 18, 2014

foreverisbutamoment:

bon-j:

foreverisbutamoment:

telsora:

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do it bruh go to sleep ALSO BON J FOLLOWED ME WHAT DO I DO

DIDN’T I JUST TELL YOU I CAN’T SLEEP

play it cool. thats what I do when someone cool follows me.

but you gotta sleep or else you’ll be horrid at your summer school.
see i don’t need to worry about that, also since i’m blazing through sailor moon so fast you can’t see me.

yes yes i must be cool, like iceeeee.

I don’t know if you guys missed this, but I’m not very cool. But wow you’re really sweet, thank you! 

Sorry for jumping in on your conversation but I saw my name, so I couldn’t resist uvu;;

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It’s no trouble at all, you’re super awesome! and i’m just dorky and tiny aaagh

Haha I’m not super awesome, gosh I am really flattered that you think that, thank you! *blushu*

12:33pm June 18, 2014

carolrossettidesign:

Ok, I also found some little grammar mistakes on these two, so I’m reposting them ;)

12:28pm June 18, 2014

foreverisbutamoment:

telsora:

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do it bruh go to sleep ALSO BON J FOLLOWED ME WHAT DO I DO

DIDN’T I JUST TELL YOU I CAN’T SLEEP

play it cool. thats what I do when someone cool follows me.

but you gotta sleep or else you’ll be horrid at your summer school.
see i don’t need to worry about that, also since i’m blazing through sailor moon so fast you can’t see me.

yes yes i must be cool, like iceeeee.

I don’t know if you guys missed this, but I’m not very cool. But wow you’re really sweet, thank you! 

Sorry for jumping in on your conversation but I saw my name, so I couldn’t resist uvu;;

6:48pm June 13, 2014
8:33pm June 1, 2014

real talk Lea getting a keyblade has kept me laughing since I first watched DDD

skypillar:

like I don’t even like him and I still think it’s the greatest/funniest thing

like he wakes up human and pretty much the first thing he does is to go Yen Sid’s house and be like, “hohkay, so, I know I’m a jackass BUT i wanna Keyblade, teach me the thing” and everybody’s just like

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yen sid’s just “son first of all that is not even how this works BUT second of all xehanort is up to some goddamn bullshit right now and your idea is so fucking stupid that maybe it will catch him off guard”

so Lea gets shipped off to boot camp

and you’d THINK being a popular character Lea would get some kind of thumbs-up from the writers, “oh yeah he’s an ex-Organization member but look at what a strong heart he has, wow so talent, much Keyblade” buuuut Yen Sid’s just

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…which is wise old man speak for “jesus this man is the shittiest piece of lame-o shit who has ever tried to wield a Keyblade, holy fucking christ why”

and also like?? his freaking boot camp is an 80s training montage??

no literally

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"a place that’s more temporally flexible" = magically-generated pocket of space-time with Eye of the Tiger blaring in the background on infinite loop for days/weeks

also why is there no art of Merlin and the fairies running Lea ragged during boot camp I need it

SO he comes out of boot camp and gallops off to The World That Never Was all ready to wield a Keyblade except he doesn’t?? he just uses chakrams and parkour like always??? and then at the end he’s all

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READ THAT SHIT AGAIN

EVEN AFTER TRAINING FOR THE NORMAL TIMEFLOW EQUIVALENT OF DAYS IF NOT WEEKS (PROBABLY WEEKS??) HE COULD NOT EVEN GET THE DAMN THING TO APPEAR WHEN HE NEEDED TO FIGHT A BATTLE

AND IF HE HAD MANAGED TO HE ADMITTED HE WAS GOING TO JUST CHARGE INTO THE NORT MEETING WAVING HIS KEYBLADE LIKE SOME KIND OF LEEROY JENKINS-LEVEL DUMBASS

so he says that and then?? suddenly KEYBLADE GET

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nobody is even proud of him or anything they’re all just SHITTING BRICKS

LOOK AT ALL THE BRICKS YEN SID IS SHITTING HE FUCKING STOOD UP FROM HIS CHAIR LITERALLY NOBODY HAD AN OUNCE OF FAITH THAT HE COULD DO THIS

LEA HIMSELF CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE IT, he’s just like “holy fuck it worked this time what do”

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i’m sorry I just, this is the funniest thing to me

they go to such great pains to make Lea the crappiest Keyblader who has ever Keybladed and I can’t wait for Roxas to hopefully come back in KHIII because you just know how that conversation is gonna go down

"yeah man while you were away I got me a Keyblade! heh, I knew if you could get one then I definitely could! wanna spar?"

and they have a practice battle and Roxas beats his ass into the ground